Why should you never wear Ukrainian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fall out

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year-old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

What do you call the action where a dead guy falls out of a car and you have to put him back in?

A rehearsal

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Why did the black man wear a tuxedo to his Vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.

Why is it a bad idea to wear tiny shorts on a Ukranian holiday?

Chernobyl fallout.

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Why shouldn't you buy Ukrainian underpants?

Cos Chernobyl fall out

Why should you never wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall off.

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What do parliament and Ukrainian skies have in common?

They're both raining bodies

Why shouldn't you wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

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Why should you never wear Ukrainian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fall out

Why shouldn't you buy Ukrainian underpants?

Cos Chernobyl fall out