Why do you keep saying flail?

Because Fail isn't in my vocabulary. ------- Overheard on the train.

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What do you call an exam that a Biology major almost failed?

Biodegradable.

Who knows where they went?

They just kept wenting. - Why my mystery novel failed

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Why are trains always being falsely imprisoned?

A. Because of their loco motives

What was Captain Picard's favorite kind of train?

N-Gauge.

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What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon

Why do you keep saying flail?

Because Fail isn't in my vocabulary. ------- Overheard on the train.