Why are trains always being falsely imprisoned?

A. Because of their loco motives

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Why did the Mexican guy rob a train?

He had a loco motive.

Why did the train get hit by lighting?

Because of the conductor.

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What do a hurricane a tornado and a redneck divorce all have in common?

A. Someone's going to lose their trailer...

Why are trains always being falsely imprisoned?

A. Because of their loco motives

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What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes?

I'll show myself out."

Who let them out?

I PAID GOOD MONEY TO IMPRISON THEM

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Why did the crazy Mexican conductor get convicted for a crime?

because he had Loco-Motive.

Why did the engineer drive the backwards?

He had a loco motive.