What do you call a Russian on a golf course?

Vladimir Puttin'

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What does a Russian woman say to stop her husband from abusing her?

Vladislov, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more... I'm sorry..

Why are Russians so heartless?

Because organ traders offer good price.

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Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

Because it's a crime to drink and drive.

Why did the elephant take off his socks at the golf course?

He got a hole in one.