Why did the elephant take off his socks at the golf course?

He got a hole in one.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you hide an elephant in a fridge?

You remove his slippers and open the door . You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?

The Nobel Prize in Genetics.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What the difference between a nun in a bathtub & a nurse in the bathtub?

One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here

Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Golf Course Jokes More Golf Course Jokes

Why did Tiger Woods stop designing golf courses?

He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.

Why did the elephant take off his socks at the golf course?

He got a hole in one.

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?

In case they get a hole in one!

Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two?

In case he got a hole in one.