Why did the elephant take off his socks at the golf course?

He got a hole in one.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What did the elephant say to the famous detective ?

It's ele-mentary my dear Sherlock !

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?

Swimming trunks

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did... Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha

How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch

Golf Course Jokes More Golf Course Jokes

How do you cover 18 holes with one hole?

Have your mom sit down on a golf course.

Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

Because it's a crime to drink and drive.

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

What's white and washes your socks?

Your wife.

Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks?

Because he got a hole in one!