What did the elephant say to the famous detective ?

It's ele-mentary my dear Sherlock !

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How do you get an elephant into a Safeway shopping cart?

Take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way!

Why did the elephant paint its nails red?

So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!

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How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson."

What do you call a smart mexican?

Sherlock, Holmes.