What do you call a tree that lost its family in a forrest fire?

Mourning wood

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What kind of cheese is best to watch Lost with?

Smoked Muenster.

What does a girl from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes."

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What the difference between a Mexican and a bench?

The bench can support a family my first post here, a friend told me this joke.

What's the difference between a liberal arts major and a pizza?

The pizza can feed a family.

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How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods ?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !

What did the one tree say to the other tree?

I'd best be leafing.

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What does a necrophiliac get at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

What do you call an erection during a funeral?

Mourning wood!

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What do you call a sad Ent?

Mourning wood.

What does a widow say when she wakes up?

Mourning