What do you call a tree that lost its family in a forrest fire?

Mourning wood

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What happens to an air conditioner when you pull its plug?

A: It loses its cool.

Why is a redneck wedding and a tornado alike?

Because either way someone is losing a trailer.

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What's the worst thing for a cannibal to say to a friend?

Your family has impeccable taste.

What is the difference between a feminist studies major and a pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of four.

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What did the bat say to the other bat when he almost flew into a tree?

Whoa did you hear that?

What the best way to cut down a tree?

A Suhhh Dude

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What's worse than morning wood?

Mourning wood

What did the necrophiliac have when his grandmother died?

Mourning wood

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What do you call a sad Ent?

Mourning wood.

How do you greet people at a funeral?

Mourning, everybody!