What do you call a tree that lost its family in a forrest fire?

Mourning wood

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When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

for 2 weeks.

What do you call a nun that is lost?

A Roamin' Catholic

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Whats the difference between a black man and a dining room table?

A dining room table can stay and support a family of four.

Why did the black man try to break into jail?

He wanted to be with his family.

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Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree!

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What's worse than morning wood?

Mourning wood

How do you spot a necrophiliac at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

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What time of day is it in France right now?

Mourning

How do you know if you are a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood