What do you call a tree that lost its family in a forrest fire?

Mourning wood

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Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

Who did the pirate lose his virginity to?

His first mate.

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What's the difference between a large pizza and an art student?

A pizza can feed a family.

Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

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What's black and hanging from a tree in my backyard right now?

A black berry.

What do people and trees have in common?

They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.

What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral?

He gets mourning wood.

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What do you call a 2x4 that lost its family to a fire?

mourning wood

What time of day is it in France right now?

Mourning