What does a widow say when she wakes up?

Mourning

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What does a clever sentry on guard duty say when he wakes up to see his commanding officer standing over him?

Amen

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning ?

An alarm cluck !

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What do you call an erection during a funeral?

Mourning wood!

What kind of an erection does a necrophiliac get?

Mourning wood! :)

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What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

A widow.

What does a widow say when she wakes up?

Mourning