What does a widow say when she wakes up?

Mourning

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What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster?

A wake-up call!

What does a racist drink to wake himself up every morning?

A KKK-Cup!

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What time of day is the saddest?

The mourning

What did the necrophiliac get after his wife died?

Mourning wood.

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What do you call a wife that knows where her husband is at all time?

A widow

What does Ronald Reagan have that Jimmy Carter doesn't?

A widow.