What does Ronald Reagan have that Jimmy Carter doesn't?

A widow.

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Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter?

They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!

What does Ronald Reagan have that Jimmy Carter doesn't?

A widow.

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Why Do Republican Couples Keep A Copy Of Ronald Reagan's Biography Next To Their Bed?

So that it can be used as an

What would Ronald Reagan be doing if he were alive today?

He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, "Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"

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What's a woman who always knows where her husband is?

A widow.

What do you call a wife that knows where her husband is at all time?

A widow