What does Ronald Reagan have that Jimmy Carter doesn't?

A widow.

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Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter?

They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!

How are Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad the same?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

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What is Ronald Reagan's favourite vegetable?

James Brady.

Why doesn't Ronald Reagan drink orange juice?

Because he's dead.

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What do you call a wife that knows where her husband is at all time?

A widow

Why did my husband die?

Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"