Jimmy Carter Jokes

Why does Jimmy Carter swim on his back?

To keep his nuts dry.

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How are Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad the same?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

What does Ronald Reagan have that Jimmy Carter doesn't?

A widow.

Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter?

They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!

What do Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad have in common?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

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Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter?

They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!

Why do robots make bad lovers?

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What's the Harlem shake?

Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King

How do you know if a flock of geese is from Canada?

They fly in an 'A' (eh)

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What do Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad have in common?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

How are Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad the same?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

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When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

answer "Scissors." then drive away..

Why is Italy's birth rate decreasing?

Because they pull out at the last second.

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What did Ronald Reagan say in his presidential campaign?

Electron. Also, what did the Greek warrior say when he saw the wooden horse Hydrogen please spare me

What is Ronald Reagan's favourite vegetable?

James Brady.

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What type of wife always knows where her husband is?

A widow

What does a widow say when she wakes up?

Mourning

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How are Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad the same?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

What do Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad have in common?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

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Which operetta make the Gorilla crack up?

Nutty Marietta!

Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter?

They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!