Jimmy Carter Jokes

Why does Jimmy Carter swim on his back?

To keep his nuts dry.

Couple's Daily Question Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

How are Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad the same?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

What does Ronald Reagan have that Jimmy Carter doesn't?

A widow.

Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter?

They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!

What do Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad have in common?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

You might also enjoy:

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the difference between a public park and a public toilet?

I need to know before my court date on Monday.

What's the difference between a school and an ISIS training camp?

I don't know, i just fly the drone

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What does a Gorilla learn first in school?

The Apey-cees!

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

Ronald Reagan Jokes More Ronald Reagan Jokes

Why Do Republican Couples Keep A Copy Of Ronald Reagan's Biography Next To Their Bed?

So that it can be used as an

Why doesn't Ronald Reagan drink orange juice?

Because he's dead.

Nuts & Jokes More Nuts & Jokes

Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter?

They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!

Why do robots make bad lovers?

Nuts &amp bolts!

Long Island Railroad Jokes More Long Island Railroad Jokes

What do Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad have in common?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

How are Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad the same?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why are you laughing?

My dentist just pulled one of my teeth out. I don't see much to laugh about in that. But it was the wrong one!

What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?

Roslyn Jokes More Roslyn Jokes

How are Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad the same?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

What do Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad have in common?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

Widow Jokes More Widow Jokes

What does Ronald Reagan have that Jimmy Carter doesn't?

A widow.

What does a widow say when she wakes up?

Mourning