Jimmy Carter Jokes

Why does Jimmy Carter swim on his back?

To keep his nuts dry.

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How are Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad the same?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

What does Ronald Reagan have that Jimmy Carter doesn't?

A widow.

Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter?

They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!

What do Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad have in common?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

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Long Island Railroad Jokes More Long Island Railroad Jokes

What do Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad have in common?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

How are Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad the same?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla ?

An animal that puts you out a night !

What do you call a gorilla that got shot even though it didn't want to do anything wrong?

King Kong

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why did the updraft get pulled over?

It was speeding in a high shear zone

What to do when a blonde throws a grenade at you... What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

Widow Jokes More Widow Jokes

What type of wife always knows where her husband is?

A widow

What do you call a wife that knows where her husband is at all time?

A widow

Nuts & Jokes More Nuts & Jokes

Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter?

They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!

Why do robots make bad lovers?

Nuts &amp bolts!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How does the blind man know when to stop wiping his arse?

I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

Who could that be?

It's 2:00 in the morning. Her: I don't know. Do burglars knock Me: It depends on how they were raised...

Roslyn Jokes More Roslyn Jokes

What do Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad have in common?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

How are Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad the same?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

Ronald Reagan Jokes More Ronald Reagan Jokes

Why Do Republican Couples Keep A Copy Of Ronald Reagan's Biography Next To Their Bed?

So that it can be used as an

What does Ronald Reagan have that Jimmy Carter doesn't?

A widow.