Roslyn Jokes

How are Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad the same?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

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What do Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad have in common?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

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How are Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad the same?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

What do Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad have in common?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

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What did Einstein say when he was pulled over for speeding?

Speed is relative, officer."

How do you tell the difference between an X and Y chromosome?

You pull down its genes.

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Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter?

They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!

What does Ronald Reagan have that Jimmy Carter doesn't?

A widow.