What is green, fuzzy and very deadly if it falls on you out of a tree?

A pool table.

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What are 2 girl chickens that fall in love?

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What is your favorite dumb joke?

Mine would have to be Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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Who is the president of the trees?

BarkOak Palma

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What is the difference between a girl and a pool table?

You have a shot with a pool table.

Why is a pool table green?

Well you'd be green too if someone racked your balls.