What is green, fuzzy and very deadly if it falls on you out of a tree?

A pool table.

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How's someone just gonna fall asleep while committing a felony?

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Why does Harlem have so many trees?

Public transportation.

Why did Sarah fall out of the tree?

Because she had no arms. Knock-knock! "Who's there " Not Sarah.

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Why is a pool table green?

Well you'd be green too if someone racked your balls.

Why is the pool table green?

If you got your balls kicked around, I think you would be green too.