What did the necrophiliac get after his wife died?

Mourning wood.

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What's the difference between life and wife's rant?

Life eventually ends.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

50 pounds.

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How long have you been chopping wood for?

I'm not sure, I'll check the logs"

What did the necrophiliac get after his wife died?

Mourning wood.

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How did the sad clown smile and laugh again?

They told him his wife died recently.

What will i do when i die?

Idk!

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What do you call a sad tree?

Mourning wood

What did the necrophiliac have when his grandmother died?

Mourning wood

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What does a necrophiliac say to confess his love for someone?

You're dead to me"

What's the difference between a pirate and a necrophiliac?

I'm not sure, but they both go out with shovels to find the booty.