What does a necrophiliac say to confess his love for someone?

You're dead to me"

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Why is DJ Khaled so good at music?

He loves major keys.

Why do neckbeard dentists love Cats the musical?

Because m'cavity.

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What kind of an erection does a necrophiliac get?

Mourning wood! :)

What's the difference between an alcoholic and a necrophiliac?

One goes to the bar for a cold one. The other goes to a morgue.