What does a necrophiliac say to confess his love for someone?

You're dead to me"

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Who Love Too Much" a disappointment for many men?

No phone numbers.

Why did the lonely man work on his days off?

X-post /r/dadjokes) He loved the company.

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What do a necrophiliac and an alcoholic have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

What is similar about a necrophiliac and an alcoholic?

They both like to crack open a cold one