Why do neckbeard dentists love Cats the musical?

Because m'cavity.

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What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla ?

An animal that puts you out a night !

What do you call a cat on a big plate?

a platterpuss

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Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

What does the zero say to the eight?

I like your belt. Ok, ok. I know it's elementary, but I still love it.