Why do neckbeard dentists love Cats the musical?

Because m'cavity.

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Whats the difference between cats and dogs?

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

How many cats sawed in half does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently 10 aren't enough :

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What do farts and children have in common?

You love your own, but hate everyone else's.

What do you call an "Asian" that loves using moisturizer?

Laotian.