What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

50 pounds.

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What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

What's that difference between a pun and a dad joke?

Dad jokes are punnier.

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What do you want your husbands gravestone to say?

Wife: "Nothing. I want a traditional, non-talking one."

What happens when you sing a country music song backwards?

You get your wife, truck, and land back.

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What do you say when you are trying to scare your girlfriend?

Boo bae! (Read aloud please)

What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

My girlfriend knows about my wife.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

50 pounds.

What's the difference between a Canadian woman and a moose?

50 pounds and a flannel.