What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

50 pounds.

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What's the difference between an orphanage and a beach ball?

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The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

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Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

What the Girlfriend, the Mistress and the Wife say Girlfriend: Are you done already?

Mistress: Are you done yet Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...

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Why did the young Mexican solve the problem so easily?

It was a no buena My girlfriend is Mexican so I love Mexican jokes. Let me know if you have one!

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What's the difference between a Canadian woman and a moose?

50 pounds and a flannel.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

50 pounds.