What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

50 pounds.

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What's the difference between a French Knight and my friend with a genie?

One's a Paladin, and the other's my pal Alladin

What's the difference between me and a pile of bricks?

The bricks will get laid.

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What did the duck do after he lost his wife, his job, and his house?

He became a quack head

What do you think of my tweets?

Wife: They're all pretty terrible. Me: Don't you have ANYTHING positive to say Wife: You're consistent.

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When my girlfriend asks "mom, what are you doing!?

I reply "Taxes."

When do you kick a midget in the balls?

When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

50 pounds.

What's the difference between a Canadian woman and a moose?

50 pounds and a flannel.