Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work?

I missed you

Why is it hard for Arab men to have a guy's night out?

They have to find babysitters for their wives.

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

What did the Australian chess player say to the waiter when he finished his meal?

Check, mate.

What's difference between Jesse Owens and Adolf Hilter?

Owens can finish a race.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What do you want your husbands gravestone to say?

Wife: "Nothing. I want a traditional, non-talking one."

What is your sin, child?

My husband and I are arguing That's very common. ...about my boyfriend.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

What did the headlines read after the midget fortune-teller escaped from jail?

Small medium at large.

Why did the picture go to jail?

Because it was framed

Commit Jokes More Commit Jokes

What do you call ghosts commiting bank robberies?

The Polterheist

Why was the lumberjack executed?

He committed treeson.

Crime Jokes More Crime Jokes

What do you call an elite team of crime solving tree surgeons?

Special branch.

Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

Where are you at?

Me: Before I tell you let's talk about ending sentences with prepositions.

Why was the double leg amputee sentenced to life?

He had no leg to stand on.