Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the husband say to his wife when he tried pushing it in as much as he could, but it still wouldn't fit?

He said "I'm going to try on a different shoe size."

What did the man say to his wife when he failed to get an erection?

No hard feelings.

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

What's difference between Jesse Owens and Adolf Hilter?

Owens can finish a race.

Why are prison escapees so frustrating?

Because they never finish their s

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

Why was the lizard upset with her husband?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction. ... Okay bye now

Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?

Because he ate his ant for dinner!

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

What's black and brown on the inside and blue and white on the outside?

Jail

What's the difference between Anders Breivik and a pro golfer?

Both were happy to shoot 69, but only Breivik went to jail.

Commit Jokes More Commit Jokes

Why are programmers good husbands?

Because they're good at commiting.

Where can you find information about raisins that commit adultery?

Currant Affairs

Crime Jokes More Crime Jokes

What do you call a dead baby ,who fights crime?

Miscarriage of Justice

What happened to the thick yellow liquid that committed a crime?

It was taken into custardy.

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

What sentence did the man who took 2 minutes to turn around get?

Man .

Why did the criminal get released from prison after he wrote a short essay?

He had served his sentence.