Because they finish each other's sentences
Wife: That's how she talks. Apparently she speaks fluent pterodactyl.
Darth Vader.
Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you
After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
He was trying to get her pedicure.
asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.
A black man who committed a crime.
A foot long
In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.
Small medium at large.
With burger alarms!
Oh that's just jimmy, I pay him to follow me around and inter- *saxophone solo* INTERRUPT MY SENTENCES WITH SAXOPHONE SOLOS.
The punchline.
