What do you call a midget psychic committing a crime?

Small medium at large.

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What do you call a dwarf psychic who has escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a short physic that has escaped from jail?

A small medium at large

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How's someone just gonna fall asleep while committing a felony?

smh

Whats the difference between american women and middle eastern women?

American women get stoned before they commit adultery..

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Why didn't the movie ticket get convicted of both of its crimes?

It would only admit one.

Why did two owls get arrested for the same crime?

They were in ca .