What do you call a midget psychic committing a crime?

Small medium at large.

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What did the headlines read after the midget fortune-teller escaped from jail?

Small medium at large.

What do you call a midget fortune teller that just escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

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Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

Why was the computer programmer single?

Because he couldn't commit.

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Why shouldn't you be racist?

Because racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Why did the phone get away with its crime?

Because it had good connections!