What do you call a midget psychic committing a crime?

Small medium at large.

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What do you call a psychic midget that just robbed a bank?

Small medium at large

What do you call a 5' 2" fortune teller that has escaped from prison?

A small medium at large

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What do you call someone who commits piracy?

Neckbeard the pirate

What did the samurai do...?

Q: What did the samurai do when he was dishonored by his inability to complete the crossword puzzle? A: He committed ritual sudoku.

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Where does light go when it is convicted of a crime?

Prism

What did the mayor of dinosaur town say when crime increased by 50%?

This calls for Jurastic changes