How do you break a Polish man's finger?

Punch him in the nose.

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Why did I break up with my vegan girlfriend?

She refused to swallow animal by-products.

Why did the Eskimo break up with his girlfriend?

He just wasn't really Inuit...

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What's the difference between a feminist and a computer?

You can punch information into a computer.

What did the neckbeard say when he was punched in the throat?

M'Larynx

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What did Jesus say to the man with leprocy?

OOPS! GOT YOUR NOSE!

What do you do when your nose goes on strike?

Pick it! (Picket)

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What do you call a Polish aardvark?

A Polaark!

What is a Polish person's favorite weapon?

A Warsaw...