How do you break a Polish man's finger?

Punch him in the nose.

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What broke?

opens door* Just wait until I get out there!! parenting from the bathroom

Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

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Whats your biggest weakness?

I'm bad at taking compliments" "Actually that's quite endearing" *Leaps across table, punches him in throat*

Why were Jeremy Clarkson's colleagues excited to try his mulled wine?

Because they'd been floored by his punch.

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Why was the nose running?

Cuz it's a running nose

What do Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both spent a fortune making their noses more white.

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How do you make Polish sausage ?

First you gotta find a retarded pig...

What happened to the Polish dog?

He chewed off 3 legs and was still caught in the trap