What did the neckbeard say when he was punched in the throat?

M'Larynx

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Why was the bird sick?

It had the flew and its throat was soar.

Why doesn't Monica Lewinsky like going to the doctor?

He always shoves a Bill down her throat!

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Why was Peter Pan a bad boxer?

His punches Neverland.

What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?

With a drum machine you only have to punch the instructions in once

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What do you call a dating app for neckbeards?

Tipper.

What's it called when a fedora wearing neckbeard gets sick?

M'alady