What did the neckbeard say when he was punched in the throat?

M'Larynx

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Why did Miss Piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

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Why should you know who is the bride at an Irish wedding?

Because that's the one you're *not* allowed to punch in the face.

Why would somebody punch a sheep?

Ewe wouldn't understand.

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Whats a Neckbeard's favorite city in Spain?

M'drid

What did the neckbeard say when he was punched in the throat?

M'Larynx