Why is she so loud?

Wife: That's how she talks. Apparently she speaks fluent pterodactyl.

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Why did Jose push his wife off the cliff?

Tequila...

What's the difference between life and wife's rant?

Life eventually ends.

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What do you call a boy named Lee that no one talks to?

A: Lonely

Why would I want to talk to your baby?

On the phone. It's a baby. If I wanted to hear random noises when I talk, I have a husband for that.

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What language do UPS men at Hogwarts speak?

Parcel-tongue

What do you call someone who only speaks one language?

American.