Wife: That's how she talks. Apparently she speaks fluent pterodactyl.
The Canadian says "That was my wife."
My Wife... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
Praying. Now what do you call it when God talks to you? Schizophrenia, it's called schizophrenia.
One talks with their hands and makes goofy noises at random volumes, and the other can't hear.
Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw !
Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door
