What's the difference between life and wife's rant?

Life eventually ends.

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What's the difference between a joke on Reddit and a joke on 9Gag?

About a day.

What's the difference between a podiatrist and a drummer?

The podiatrist bucks up your feet.

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Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store?

Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.

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Why was Jesus such a bad carpenter?

He couldn't remove three nails to save his life

What do you tell a woman who wants a larger outlook on life?

Tell her to stand next to the kitchen window

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How do you end an argument with a woman?

Tell her to calm down. You're dead now but the argument is over.

Why did the business dog chase his tail?

So he could make ends meet!

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What do me an Kanye West have in common?

When I rant as much as that people boo me too.

How they rave and they rant! Is it Jackman?

Or, Laurie Hefner or Grant - Horton Hears a Hugh