How do you end an argument with a woman?

Tell her to calm down. You're dead now but the argument is over.

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How can you tell someone is vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you

How did the white girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to do an essay. (ese)

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Why does society think less of a man when he strikes a woman instead of sparing them?

Because a strike only requires one ball while a spare requires two balls

What's in your mom's tummy?

5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.

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What did the dog say when he chased his tail?

This is the end.

What did one end of the rope say to the other?

We were bound to get together...

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How to win an argument with a deaf girl?

Turn off the lights.

Why did Christopher Reeve lose the debate?

Because his arguments against scrutiny.

Calm Jokes More Calm Jokes

Why are doctors always calm?

They have a lot of patients. Sorry.

How do you calm down an astronaut?

you give him space.