What did the dog say when he chased his tail?

This is the end.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What's the best way to knock out a dog?

with a woofie.

How can you tell a dog from a tomato?

The tomato is red.

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What's got two wings, a tail and twenty five pricks?

England's return flight.

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

End Jokes More End Jokes

How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail ?

This is the end of me !

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

Why do dogs chase their tails?

A: They want to make ends meet.

What time is it when 10 elephants are chasing you?

10 after 1