What did the dog say when he chased his tail?

This is the end.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How does a dog play Hendrix on guitar?

With a chihuahua pedal.

What do all dogs get with their phones?

Collar ID

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?

If they squirted it through their tails it'd be very difficult to aim.

What do you call a monkey with a white bandanna tied to his tail?

A surrender monkey

End Jokes More End Jokes

What word starts with N, ends with R, and you never wanna call a black guy?

Neighour

What was the end scored?

Player: "1:1"

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

Why would you chase a waterfall?

They don't move to different spots you know. It's pretty much just right there.

Why didn't the internit get any e-mail?

Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.