What did the dog say when he chased his tail?

This is the end.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get... ... when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and and agnostic?

Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")

Why do dogs lick each other?

Because they can't make a fist.

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What starts with "p," ends with "s," and is really long?

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail ?

This is the end of me !

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

What kind of dog chases anything red ?

A bull dog !

Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.