What time is it when 10 elephants are chasing you?

10 after 1

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What do you call a God unfit for the times at hand?

O Cristor Redundant

What do you call a guy who screams, "I love you, mom!" every time he climaxes?

Me.

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What can I bring to your party?

Friend: A six pack. does 10 crunches cancels

What's the sound that 10 stubby fingers make on a desk?

Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf...*

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Why did the chip chase the sauce?

To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry

Why was the white man chasing the black man?

Because he was in first place.