What's got two wings, a tail and twenty five pricks?

England's return flight.

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

How do you make a glow worm happy ?

Cut off his tail he'll be de-lighted !

Why did Prince Eric leave Ariel when she became a human?

He was just chasing tail.

Wing Jokes More Wing Jokes

What bird has wings but cannot fly ?

Roast turkey !

What's got two wings, a tail and twenty five pricks?

England's return flight.

Prick Jokes More Prick Jokes

Why did the nun swallow a needle?

So she could know what it's like to have a prick inside her.

What do balloons and virgins have in common?

One prick and its gone.

England Jokes More England Jokes

What's got two wings, a tail and twenty five pricks?

England's return flight.

Why is England the wettest country?

Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.