What's got two wings, a tail and twenty five pricks?

England's return flight.

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What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?

A penny.

What's got two wings, a tail and twenty five pricks?

England's return flight.

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Why do they have so much trouble with the phone systems in China?

A: Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs that someone's always Winging the Wong number.

Why dont they use phone books in China?

Because they have so many Wing's and Wong's That they might Wing the Wong Numba!!!

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What's the difference between hematologists and urologists?

A hematologist pricks fingers.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Ferrarri?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

England Jokes More England Jokes

Where's England, Jon?

He proudly answers: - Page 83.

Why is it "canceled" in America, but "cancelled" in England?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.