What's got two wings, a tail and twenty five pricks?

England's return flight.

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Where do animals go when their Tails fall off?

The Retail store

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

Wing Jokes More Wing Jokes

What bird has wings but cannot fly ?

Roast turkey !

What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

Prick Jokes More Prick Jokes

Whats the difference between an Audi and a porcupine?

With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside

Why did the nun swallow a needle?

So she could know what it's like to have a prick inside her.

England Jokes More England Jokes

What do terrorists and the England football team have in common?

They will never win

Why is England the wettest country?

Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.