What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a sheep with no legs ?

A cloud.

Why are snakes hard to fool ?

They have no legs to pull !

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How do you walk a chicken on a leash?

You pullet.

What's red and goes "Oh, Oh, Oh!"?

Santa walking backwards.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

Because if they did they would be Bagels

What do you call A man in an iron suit flying by the king of the North?

A Stark contrast

Wing Jokes More Wing Jokes

What do you call a fly without wings?

A walk.

What has two wings and an arrow?

A Chinese telephone

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What's red and silver and bumps in to walls?

A baby with forks in it's eyes.

Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.

Dead Bird Jokes More Dead Bird Jokes

What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk?

A dead bird.

What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.