What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

What's the riddle?

What has a foot but no legs?

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What's worse than a Redditor walking into a bar?

The Holocaust.

What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!"

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

When you see geese flying to warmer a climate ever wonder why one side of the V is longer?

It's because that side has more geese.

What did the bird say when he flew over K-Mart?

Caw Caw why'd my natural habitat get replaced with 165 000 square feet of consumerist wasteland lol

Wing Jokes More Wing Jokes

What do you call a plane with no wings?

Fly Curious.

Why is it never a good idea to use a Chinese phone book?

There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you prefer, honey?

A smart woman or a beautiful woman -Neither sweetie, you know I only have eyes for you

Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river?

Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!

Dead Bird Jokes More Dead Bird Jokes

What did u do last night?

Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying

What do you call a dead bird that was suicidal?

A Robin Williams.