What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a cow with only legs on one side?

Lean Beef.

What has six eyes, four wings and eight legs?

Two chickens and a goat.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the web designer do when a hot girl walked up to him and squeezed his nuts?

He AJAXulated.

What does Mr. T say when he walks into a buffet?

I pity the full!

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call a flying turtle?

A shellicopter.

What do you call a white man flying a plane?

Clive, usually.

Wing Jokes More Wing Jokes

What has wings a long tail and wears a bow?

A birthday pheasant!

What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why did the tear testify in court?

Because he was an eye wetness.

What color was the Dallas shooters eyes?

Blue. One blue this way and one blue that way.

Dead Bird Jokes More Dead Bird Jokes

What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk?

A dead bird.

What did u do last night?

Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying