What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a woman with one leg?

Ilene What do you call an Asian woman with one leg? Irene

Why do flamingos stand on one leg?

Because if they didn't they'd fall over.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call a scam artist who is walking down the stairs?

Condescending

Why do cows never walk out of horror movies?

They're able to stomach a lot.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an Ethiopian?

A pair of jeans only has one fly on it

How do you swat one hundred flies at the same time?

Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

Wing Jokes More Wing Jokes

Why is it never a good idea to use a Chinese phone book?

There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number.

What has six eyes, four wings and eight legs?

Two chickens and a goat.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why do Japanese women like foreign men?

Japanese men can't look them in the eye. Kappa

When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

Dead Bird Jokes More Dead Bird Jokes

What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk?

A dead bird.

What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird