Why do flamingos stand on one leg?

Because if they didn't they'd fall over.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russel

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What is your favorite dumb joke?

Mine would have to be Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

Why'd Sally fall off the swings?

Cause she's got no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What did the footballer's girlfriend think when she saw him standing between some goal posts?

He's a keeper"

Why dont't feminists go to church?

They can't stand saying "amen"

Flamingo Jokes More Flamingo Jokes

Why are elephants grey ?

So you can tell them from flamingos !

Why do flamingos stand on one leg?

Because if they didn't they'd fall over.