Why do flamingos stand on one leg?

Because if they didn't they'd fall over.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on his porch Matt.

What does a leg do when it gets exasperated?

It thighs.

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What did the earwig say as it fell down the stairs ?

Ear we go !

Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

She was wearing mittens

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What did the hat say to the coat stand?

You stay here, I'll go on a head.

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STFU, I can paint my wife any colour I want!

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Why do flamingos stand on one leg?

Because if they didn't they'd fall over.

Why does a flamingo lift up one leg ?

Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over !