Why do flamingos stand on one leg?

Because if they didn't they'd fall over.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's the difference between KFC and China?

At KFC, you can only get breasts, legs, and thighs.

Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the boy fall off his bike?

A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Whats the difference between a baby and a 10g of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldnt let a bag full of cocaine fall off the window

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call ten Utah State law students standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

Why did the woman leave her overweight husband unconscious in a burning building?

Because she couldn't stand him.

Flamingo Jokes More Flamingo Jokes

Why does a flamingo lift up one leg ?

Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over !

Why are elephants grey ?

So you can tell them from flamingos !