Because if they didn't they'd fall over.
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If it didn't stand on any, it would fall over.
Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over !
So you can tell them from flamingos !
To scare off Cat burglars!
Patti O'Furniture
you don't you go and grab him
Nirvana
No worries they will tell you
May Divorce be with you.*
Funicula
So they know where to stop shaving.
Take the 's' out of "sub" and the 'f' out of "way"
The elephants are using them as tampons
A crane
He felt Thor.
He got AIIIIIDS.
There's twenty of them.
It slipped a disk.
We think he tried to jump into his pants & fell
