What is the funniest two legged lizard?

The stand-up chameleon.

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How did the sheep get a Nobel Prize?

It was out standing in its field!

What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts?

Annette.

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How do you order a bill in Australian restaurant?

Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...

What are your best racist jokes?

I find racist jokes to be the funniest! Share your best racist jokes here, but please stay respectful ;)