How do you make an elephant float?

A can of coke, a scoop of vanilla ice cream, and an elephant.

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Coke Jokes More Coke Jokes

What is the captain of the starship enterprise's favorite drink?

Picardi and coke

Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you hire an elephant ?

Stand it on four bricks !

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

Scoop Jokes More Scoop Jokes

How do you make a dead dog shake?

2 scoops ice cream, 1 scoop dead dog.

What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker?

Don't poop where you scoop.