How do you make an elephant float?

A can of coke, a scoop of vanilla ice cream, and an elephant.

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Who just can't get enough of one liners?

Coke addicts.

What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

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What do you give to an elephant who suffering from diarrhea?

Space.

Why do elephants prefer cars instead of motorcycles?

motorcycles don't have trunks

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How do you make a dog float?

Take two scoops of ice cream a couple of squirts of soda and a small dog.

What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker?

Don't poop where you scoop.