How do you make an elephant float?

A can of coke, a scoop of vanilla ice cream, and an elephant.

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Coke Jokes More Coke Jokes

Who just can't get enough of one liners?

Coke addicts.

Why did the Pepsi executive get fired?

He tested positive for Coke.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why did the circus animals go on strike?

The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.

What is stronger an elephant or a snail ?

A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk !

Scoop Jokes More Scoop Jokes

What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker?

Don't poop where you scoop.

How do you make a Gorilla float?

Two scoops of ice cream some club soda and a very tasty Gorilla!