Why does a flamingo lift up one leg ?

Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over !

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Your mother!

What do you call a dog with no legs and metal balls?

Sparky.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did Timmy fall off the swings?

Didn't have any hands.. (the real punch line) Knock knock.. Who's there Not Timmy..

Why did Sally fall off the swingset?

Because she had no arms. "knock knock" "whose there?" "not sally!"

Flamingo Jokes More Flamingo Jokes

Why does a flamingo stand on one leg?

If it didn't stand on any, it would fall over.

Why does a flamingo lift up one leg ?

Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over !

Lift Jokes More Lift Jokes

Why is gravity the weakest of the 4 fundamental forces?

Because it doesn't even lift.

What do you call a rabbit who lifts weights?

A jacked rabbit.