Why is gravity the weakest of the 4 fundamental forces?

Because it doesn't even lift.

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Why doesnt Nickelback play football?

Because even if they had 4 players they still couldnt throw a ball.

Why is gravity the weakest of the 4 fundamental forces?

Because it doesn't even lift.

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Why don't astronauts take anything seriously?

They don't grasp the gravity of the situation...

Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.

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What do you say if you want someone to hold the lift?

Ans: Hodor

How does a booze thief make you feel better?

He lifts your spirits.