Why is gravity the weakest of the 4 fundamental forces?

Because it doesn't even lift.

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Why do chicken coups only have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors they would be chicken sedans.

What's the first step of fire safety?

4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.

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Why don't astronauts take anything seriously?

They don't grasp the gravity of the situation...

Why did the student fail his physics test?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

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How did the Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.