Why doesnt Nickelback play football?

Because even if they had 4 players they still couldnt throw a ball.

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Why do women talk so much?

Because they have 4 lips.

Why can't the main character of Fallout 4 get a girlfriend?

Because they're too young for him

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Why couldn't Harry play basketball?

Because he's got no arms.

Why shouldn't you play American football with feminists?

Because they'll constantly shift the goal posts.

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What did Anne Frank say when she threw a ball at the water fowl's head?

Duck!

Why did the blonde get thrown out of the M & M factory?

A. She kept throwing out all the W's.

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What happened to the baseball played who was unfaithful to his wife?

He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.

Why were my balls wet?

cause i dipped em' in the wishing well! LOL

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Why doesnt Nickelback play football?

Because even if they had 4 players they still couldnt throw a ball.

Why were the flies playing football in saucer ?

They where playing for the cup !

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How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

What's worse than a plastic bag filled with dead babies?

Nickelback