Why doesnt Nickelback play football?

Because even if they had 4 players they still couldnt throw a ball.

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How do you spell no?

Me: Sound it out. What makes the na na na na na na na na na sound 4: Batman (Spelling is hard)

What do you want for dinner?

4: A bucket.. *Googles better school districts

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What did Johann Sebastian Bach do when someone steam-rolled his organ?

He played a flat baroque piece!

What do you call a chinese duo that plays ping pong?

Ping Pong

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Why did the boy fall off his bike?

A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Why are you home from school so early?

Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh really What was the question Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal "

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How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

What do you do to an elephant with three balls?

Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!

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What did the football say to the football player?

A: I get a kick out of you.

Why is Ronaldo so good at football?

Oil of Ole Ole Ole

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Why did the crowd riot at the Nickelback concert?

Because they didn't get their nickel back.

How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback