A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.
Elvis Parsley
They Can Both fly except the fridge.
About 16 seconds
The coming of the Lord." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell.
An astronaut.
They throw a boat at it.
He wanted to have a birthday potty!
Answer : "Those Girls Who Don't Trust The Imagination Power Of A Boy"
Wanna go ride a bike?
The bike doesn't start singing when you put a chain on it.