Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?

He wanted to have a birthday potty!

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Why was the programmer unhappy at his job?

He wanted arrays. It had to be reiterated several times before it was sorted out.

Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What goes in God's Toilet?

Holy crap.

Why did the toilet make a joke about the balls?

It was low hanging fruit.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What's the best place to hide a boy?

Page two of Google

Who let the boys out?

Me: Woof woof woof! Her: Who let the boys out ! Me: Woof woof woof! Her: KIDS ARE IN THE STREET! Me: I'm going..

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

What did the Syrians use to light their homes before candles?

A. Electricity.

How long does it take to burn a candle down ?

About a wick !

Birthday Potty Jokes More Birthday Potty Jokes

Why were there balloons in the bathroom?

There was a birthday potty.

Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?

He wanted to have a birthday potty!