Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?

He wanted to have a birthday potty!

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What did Cesar say when the people of Rome wanted to re-empower the Tribune?

Oh, Plebes.

What did the toaster say to the bread?

I want you inside me.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

How do you surprise Helen Keller?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her?

By leaving a plunger in the toilet

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

How do you separate the men from the boys in Greece?

With a crowbar.

What does train tracks and breast have in common?

They are both ment for boys but in the end it's the men who plays with them

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.

What did the candle say when he was down on his luck?

A: I'm at wick's end.

Birthday Potty Jokes More Birthday Potty Jokes

Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?

He wanted to have a birthday potty!

Why were there balloons in the bathroom?

There was a birthday potty.