What did the toaster say to the bread?

I want you inside me.

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What'd the Mexican say when he was upset?

I don't want to taco bout it.

Which perfume do you use ?

It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."

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What's Ja Rule's favorite type of bread?

Challah!

What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo?

Bread in captivity.

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What do you put in a toaster?

I usually put bread in a toaster.

What's the difference between a whale and a toaster?

You didn't pop out of a toaster.