What did the toaster say to the bread?

I want you inside me.

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Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

A: He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

Why did the black guy wear a tuxedo to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.

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How does Tolkien make his bread?

With Frodough.

Why does homemade bread not make your throat itch?

It's made from scratch

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What did the toaster say to the pop tart?

I want you inside of me.

What's the difference between my ex and my toaster?

It only takes 120 volts to turn on my toaster.