Why does homemade bread not make your throat itch?

It's made from scratch

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Scratch Jokes More Scratch Jokes

How do you drown a blonde?

Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool.

What would George Washington do if he were alive right now?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Throat Jokes More Throat Jokes

Whats your biggest weakness?

I'm bad at taking compliments" "Actually that's quite endearing" *Leaps across table, punches him in throat*

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What kind of bread do pig ladles make in the Yukon?

Sow-r dough bread.

Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

Itch Jokes More Itch Jokes

What do you call an someone who's an itch that begins with a B?

Brash.

How to fleas travel ?

Itch hiking !