Why does homemade bread not make your throat itch?

It's made from scratch

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Scratch Jokes More Scratch Jokes

What do you give a Greek man with a scratchcard?

A coin to scratch it with.

Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head?

Lice. Lice, maybe.

Throat Jokes More Throat Jokes

Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100?

At 69 she always gets a frog in her throat.

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What's baked everyday and sells itself?

bread

What do get when you mix two breads?

A hy-bread

Itch Jokes More Itch Jokes

Why does a d dog scratch himself?

He is the only one that knows where it itches.

What do you call an someone who's an itch that begins with a B?

Brash.