How do you drown a blonde?

Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool.

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Scratch Jokes More Scratch Jokes

What's the most useful material?

Scratch. You can make anything from scratch.

Why did the dog scratch itself against the tree?

Ruff Bark

Sniff Jokes More Sniff Jokes

What is the difference between paint and a midgets' underpants?

When you sniff paint, you get high

Why can't you sniff out Easter Eggs?

In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend

Swimming Pool Jokes More Swimming Pool Jokes

Who seduces all the ladies at the swimming pool?

Don Juan de Marco Polo.

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool ?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up !

Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

What happened to the fish?

Me: It drowned. 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: Must have been a really stupid fish.

What do you call a woman drowning in money?

Rich... Also an ambulance.