Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did the broken window not go to the doctor?

He had no more pane

Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend?

She didn't suit his taste!

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What do you call two Egyptians who've farted at the same time?

Tutankhamun.

What do you call someone who never farts in public?

A PRIVATE TUTOR

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

Why did the grain call his sister "momma"?

Because he was in bread!

What is it called when there is bread all over the place?

An abundance

Choose Jokes More Choose Jokes

What could you bring to this company?

Me: Well I guess I could bring my stereo, but I get to choose what we listen to.

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

What wind is best for footballs?

Drew Brees

Why does it always seem like models' hair is blowing in the wind?

They have big fans.

Christians Jokes More Christians Jokes

Why do christians burn fossil fuels?

They're trying to destroy the evidence.

What is a Christians Favorite Insect?

The Praying Mantis