What's the difference between my ex and my toaster?

It only takes 120 volts to turn on my toaster.

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What's the difference between a waitress and your mom?

A waitress leaves me alone after I give her the tip.

What's the difference between Colin Kaepernick and a martyr?

One stood for something

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What's black and white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What did the bishop say to the priest?

It's my turn.

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

What's the difference between a dead baby and my ex-girlfriend?

There isn't one...

What do you call your ex-girlfriend in Maryland?

Old bae.

Toaster Jokes More Toaster Jokes

What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE"

What do you put in a toaster?

I usually put bread in a toaster.

120 Jokes More 120 Jokes

What's the difference between my ex and my toaster?

It only takes 120 volts to turn on my toaster.

How does Big Boss store his photos?

On a Solid Snake Drive 120 gb sorry :