What's the difference between my ex and my toaster?

It only takes 120 volts to turn on my toaster.

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What's the difference between a Redditor and a brick?

The brick will eventually get laid.

What's the difference between a golf ball and a Ford?

You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.

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What is the difference between Elon musk and Tony Stark?

Stark industries has actually turned a profit

What are we going to do?

The other replied "Quick turn the car into a side street."

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What's the worst part about being a redneck?

Having to see your ex at family gatherings.

What do you call some who's too pooped to Pope?

Ex-Benedict

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What happens if you plug your electric blanket into the toaster?

You pop up all night.

How much for this toaster?

An arm & a leg." "How about a leg & 2 fingers " "A leg & 3 fingers." "Deal!" - Cannibal Pawn Stars

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How does Big Boss store his photos?

On a Solid Snake Drive 120 gb sorry :

What's the difference between my ex and my toaster?

It only takes 120 volts to turn on my toaster.