What's the difference between my ex and my toaster?

It only takes 120 volts to turn on my toaster.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a podiatrist and a drummer?

The podiatrist bucks up your feet.

What is the difference between the deflate gate controversy and my wife?

Only one shows an interest in the balls.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why do sandwiches never have kids?

Because they always turn out in-bread.

Why are there no pictures of Ted Cruz holding a baby?

They always turn out blurry from him shaking them.

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

What do designers of gum call new flavors from old ingredients?

ex-spearmints

What's the biggest difference between a crayon and your ex?

The crayon is non-toxic!

Toaster Jokes More Toaster Jokes

What did the toaster say to the pop tart?

I want you inside of me.

Why did the dog sleep so poorly?

By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!

120 Jokes More 120 Jokes

What's the difference between my ex and my toaster?

It only takes 120 volts to turn on my toaster.

How does Big Boss store his photos?

On a Solid Snake Drive 120 gb sorry :