What's the worst part about being a redneck?

Having to see your ex at family gatherings.

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What does a redneck and yeast have in common?

They are both "in-bread" Downvote me to hell if you want. This is my only joke.

Why was the redneck on his Iphone at his sister's funeral...?

He was changing his relationship status to single. Dahurpy durp Dahurpy Durp Da dUrpy durp.

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What should you do when your ex-girlfriend stands in the spotlights?

Drive faster.

What do you call your ex-girlfriend in Maryland?

Old bae.

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What's the worst part about going down on a vegan?

They taste like chicken.

What's the worst part about 4 black guys driving off a cliff in an escalade?

They were my friends. :(