What's the worst part about being a redneck?

Having to see your ex at family gatherings.

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What does NASCAR really stand for?

Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks

Why do rednecks act like such morons?

Who says they're acting "

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What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?

Shoot him again.

What's the difference between my ex and my toaster?

It only takes 120 volts to turn on my toaster.

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What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car, outside of a planned parenthood center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.

Whats the worst part of breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.