What's the worst part about being a redneck?

Having to see your ex at family gatherings.

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What do two rednecks getting divorced and a tornado have in common?

Someone is going to lose a trailer.

Why did the redneck drive his pickup truck over the edge of a cliff?

He wanted to test out his new air brakes.

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What do Marylanders call their ex-girlfriends?

Old Bay.

What do you call some who's too pooped to Pope?

Ex-Benedict

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What's the worst part about working in a glory hole?

You only get paid in tips.

What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.