What does a redneck and yeast have in common?

They are both "in-bread" Downvote me to hell if you want. This is my only joke.

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Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire?

She wanted to lay it on the line!

Why do people say that Canadians always want to establish that they're Canadian?

As a Canadian, this offends me.

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What did the guy who liked mustard say when he opened his fridge and saw no mustard?

You mustard be joking!

Why are some jokes so funny?

Doctor, Doctor why are some jokes so painfully funny -It must be the punchline

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How do you know a redneck invented the tooth brush?

We would have called it a teeth brush

How do you make a sheep jump off a cliff?

Put a redneck behind it.

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What do you call bread from heaven?

100% holy grain

How do you start an Ethiopian rave?

You tape bread to the ceiling.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)

What's black and got ten arms?

I've got no idea, but it probably can pick cotton like hell.

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What is the best way to receive downvotes on reddit?

Wohahaha! That was funny! XD

What do you get when you have barbie dolls standing in a line?

A barbie queue (BBQ)! Also, I made a quick sketch on my iPad. I found the genesis to this joke as a text note in my Evernote this morning, after what seemed like a night of free flow beers. Feel free to downvote me to oblivion.

Yeast Jokes More Yeast Jokes

What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.

What would happen if you ate yeast and polish?

You would rise and shine.