What does a redneck and yeast have in common?

They are both "in-bread" Downvote me to hell if you want. This is my only joke.

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Why did Serj Tankian cross the road?

because he wanted to...

Who are all these people Twitter wants me to follow?

Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!

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Where did the joke wait to get a drink?

The punch line...

Why are they called jokes?

Because calling them republican presidential candidates would make me cry.

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What kind of bread do Rednecks like?

Inbred

What do rednecks say after they broke up?

We can still be brother and sister.

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What kind of bread always goes wrong?

A rye

What do you call bread so burnt it can never be ate?

Comatoast

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What's black and red, flashes like hell and annoys men?

Live Jasmine

What's better than a tall woman wrapping her legs around you?

A short woman trying like hell.

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Why did the fencer downvote my latest submission?

It was a Riposte.

What is the best way to receive downvotes on reddit?

Wohahaha! That was funny! XD

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Where do the bacteria gangsters hang out?

On the Yeast Side.

How to raise a kid?

I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions