What does a redneck and yeast have in common?

They are both "in-bread" Downvote me to hell if you want. This is my only joke.

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When I was young, I wanted to date a doctor for money. How superficial was that?

Now it would be for the prescriptions.

Who is Jason Waterfalls?

And why don't they want him to go

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Why are there no joke about Jonestown?

The punchlines are too long.

How many didn't?

Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)

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How do you know a redneck invented the toothbrush?

If it where anyone else it woulda been called a teethbrush

What do rednecks call the BATF?

The Bureau of All Things Fine.

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Why are bakeries always so depressing?

They're bread inside.

What do you call bread from heaven?

100% holy grain

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What do you get when you mix a fly, a snake head, and Mickey Mouse?

The hell out of there.

How the hell should I know?

Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest."

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How man redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. One to change it and nine to downvote for no reason.

What does a redneck and yeast have in common?

They are both "in-bread" Downvote me to hell if you want. This is my only joke.

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What does a redneck and yeast have in common?

They are both "in-bread" Downvote me to hell if you want. This is my only joke.

How to raise a kid?

I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions