Downvote Jokes

What did the troll say to the new user who accidentally made a repost?

Reddit already. Downvote.

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What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

What is the best way to receive downvotes on reddit?

Wohahaha! That was funny! XD

Why did Bernie Sanders cross the road?

He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke

What's the difference between blue paint and red paint?

The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.

How man redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. One to change it and nine to downvote for no reason.

What gets you a downvote?

Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being

What do you get when you have barbie dolls standing in a line?

A barbie queue (BBQ)! Also, I made a quick sketch on my iPad. I found the genesis to this joke as a text note in my Evernote this morning, after what seemed like a night of free flow beers. Feel free to downvote me to oblivion.

What did the idiot do after seeing a joke that wasn't very funny?

Downvote it.

What's the darkest joke you know?

I've always been a fan or dark humor, so, what's the darkest joke you know. no boundaries, no getting offended. please don't downvote anyone because you find it offensive, that's life, get over it.

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What does a redneck and yeast have in common?

They are both "in-bread" Downvote me to hell if you want. This is my only joke.

Whose mother likes rap music?

Yo Momma! My eight-year-old daughter wants to see how many upvotes she can get. Ten-year old brother is interested in downvotes.

How did the redditor get lots of downvotes?

What is a pirate's favourite letter

What's worse than a white guy walking into a church andshooting 9 black people?

He let the others get away... I feel I'll be downvoted to hell for this...

Why did the fencer downvote my latest submission?

It was a Riposte.

What is the most simplistic way to get downvoted?

gt simplistic 10 letters

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What's reddit without the R&ampD?

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How do you drowned a hipster?

Throw them in the mainstream. Edit: spelling because I'm 5

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What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.

What's the difference between a 1950s mental asylum and my fridge?

One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a yoghurt and the USA?

If left for 400 years, the yoghurt will develop a culture.

What's the difference between Reddit and 4chan?

One is a group of immature internet trolls....and the other thinks it isn't.

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What's the best part about abortions?

They never get old

What's the best part about gardening?

Getting down and dirty with your hoes.

Bernie Jokes More Bernie Jokes

What does socialism smell like?

It has a Bernie smell.

Why did Bernie Sanders cross the road?

He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke

Troll Jokes More Troll Jokes

Why couldn't the troll catch any fish?

Because other people took the bait.

How do you troll someone?

Make them wipe their screen because they think text is a smudge.

5 Jokes More 5 Jokes

What can 5 men do that 5 women can't do?

Pee in a cup.

How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?

Only once, and then you are subtracting it from 20.

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How many white people does it take to change a light bulb?

A brunch.

What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.