How do you drowned a hipster?

Throw them in the mainstream. Edit: spelling because I'm 5

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Why should you never invite a boxer to a party?

He always throws the punch.

What's the best way to catch a fish?

Have someone throw it at you.

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How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: Credits to Drougen for making it better.

What do you get when you cut up an avagadro?

Guaca**mole**y edit: how do I make it not say this joke is Dirty

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Why is it spelled 'cancelled' in the UK, but 'canceled' in the US?

Because the US gave the UK that L back in 1776.

Why do blondes drive VWs?

A: Because they can spell it.

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Why do people congratulate you when Mom is the one making the baby?

Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions

What did the British proton say after 5 cups of coffee?

I feel positively charged!

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Why is steam such a hipster?

Because it was water before it was cool.

Why did the hipster burn himself?

Because he played with fire before it was cool.