How do you drowned a hipster?

Throw them in the mainstream. Edit: spelling because I'm 5

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What light through yonder window breaks?

ME:Well if you'd just sod off like I asked, I wouldn't have to throw lamps at you.

What happens when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner.

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What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.

Why are calculators grey and boring?

Cause it's what's on the inside that counts! EDIT: it was a joke guys:(

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How do you spell moron?

M O R M O N

How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

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What do you call 5 cats sitting on top of each other?

A caterpillar

Who has more testicles?

contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

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Why is steam such a hipster?

Because it was water before it was cool.

What's the difference between a hipster and a homeless man?

An Instagram account.