What did Judas say after capturing Jesus?

Nailed it.

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Why dosn't Jesus christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards

How did 1337 Jesus escape his tomb?

X-Post from ProgrammerHumor) He used an encrypted key.

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Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.

How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?

Make him wear shoes.

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What did the Middle Eastern terrorist say when he was captured by the police?

Oman!

What does Kodak film and a condom have in common?

They both capture that special moment

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What did Judas say after capturing Jesus?

Nailed it.

How long are your arms?

Jesus: Why Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what Judas:Across. How long across.