What did Judas say after capturing Jesus?

Nailed it.

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What's brownish and runs on oil?

Jesus in a hurry.

Why can't Jesus play Football?

He has flashbacks every time he looks at the goal

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Why did Jesus quit playing ice hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?

Make him wear shoes.

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How are condoms like cameras?

They capture your special moments.

What does Kodak film and a condom have in common?

They both capture that special moment

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How long are your arms?

Jesus: Why Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what Judas:Across. How long across.

What did Judas say after capturing Jesus?

Nailed it.