What did Judas say after capturing Jesus?

Nailed it.

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Whenever I'm in trouble, I think: what would Jesus do?

Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.

What's the difference between Jesus and a bunch of Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have a bunch of Mexicans tattooed all over himself.

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What do wives and shingles have in common?

if you don't nail them right, they'll end up at your neighbor's.

What is the difference between a painting and jesus?

A painting only need one nail to hang

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What does Kodak film and Condoms have in common?

A. Both are made to capture special moments.

What did Judas say after capturing Jesus?

Nailed it.

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How long are your arms?

Jesus: Why Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what Judas:Across. How long across.

What did Judas say after capturing Jesus?

Nailed it.