How did 1337 Jesus escape his tomb?

X-Post from ProgrammerHumor) He used an encrypted key.

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What country uses the most foul language?

Turkey

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Turn off all the lights.

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it was repossessed

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What did the roman soldier say after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it

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It was from all the cross-training...

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Tomb it may concern.

How did 1337 Jesus escape his tomb?

X-Post from ProgrammerHumor) He used an encrypted key.

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How did 1337 Jesus escape his tomb?

X-Post from ProgrammerHumor) He used an encrypted key.

What does a 1337 pirate call his friends?

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