How does a ghost start a letter?

Tomb it may concern.

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What do Twitter users and regular humans have in common?

Both start off as eggs.

Why are black men afraid of chainsaw's?

When you start them, they made the sound "runnnniganiganiganiga" Sorry for the racism, but had to share this.

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Who represents a Ghost in court?

A Paralegal.

What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

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What letters are not in the alphabet?

The ones in the mail of course!

What's a zombie say when he gets a letter from his girlfriend?

It's a dead letter day.

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How did 1337 Jesus escape his tomb?

X-Post from ProgrammerHumor) He used an encrypted key.

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

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Why wasn't the chemist concerned when she blew up her experiment?

Oxidants happen,

What did you find most attractive concerning Monica Lewinsky?

He replied, 'She had the prettiest smile I ever came across."