How does a ghost start a letter?

Tomb it may concern.

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How can you tell a vampire has a cold?

They start coffin.

How do you know a neighborhood is too ghetto to film in?

If most people leave before shooting starts.

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Why was the ghost sad on Halloween?

He ain't have no boo

What do ghosts serve for dessert?

I Scream.

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

Why the letter "G" is scary?

In one fine evening it can turn your host into . . . GHOST.

What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?

A: "The C" COMMENT A JOKE BELOW!

Tomb Jokes More Tomb Jokes

How did 1337 Jesus escape his tomb?

X-Post from ProgrammerHumor) He used an encrypted key.

How does a ghost start a letter?

Tomb it may concern.

Concern Jokes More Concern Jokes

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

Why wasn't the chemist concerned when she blew up her experiment?

Oxidants happen,