Why did the hipster burn himself?

Because he played with fire before it was cool.

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What happens when someone spills really hot coffee on you?

You will get burned, you idiot.

How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate the pizza before it was cool.

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What do you call a play about a dictionary?

A pun!

Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh

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What did the ruthless businessman say to his employees?

If at first you don't succeed - you're fired!

Why did you leave your previous job?

ME: Because once they fire you they won't let you stay.

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How do hipsters buy their drugs?

by the instagram.

How did the hipster got his tongue burnt?

He drank his coffee before it was cool.