Why did the hipster burn himself?

Because he played with fire before it was cool.

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What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common?

The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!

How do you get a fire started?

You burn some fagots Look up the definition before commenting/down voting...

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What do you call a play about a moose on a bicycle?

A Moosical

What game did the dentist play when she was a child?

Caps and robbers

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Why did Helen Keller fire her maid?

Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling

Why did the hipster burn himself?

Because he played with fire before it was cool.

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Why do hipsters love Raiders of the Lost Ark?

Because it's the first Indy movie.

Why are hipsters the oldest known form of life?

They were on the Earth before it was cool.