What's the difference between a black dad and a elevator?

A elevator can raise a kid

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a black person and Christmas lights?

Nothing. They both look good hanging from trees.

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window

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Why did the toy company stop donating toys to kids in Africa?

Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.

What's black and white and unemployed?

Just kidding about the white part.

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What did the escalator say to the elevator?

Nothing, he just staired.

How will I know when I'm an adult?

and I said, ' When you hear your favorite Justin Bieber song playing in an elevator'

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What do you get when you take an HIV medication and raise the price 5,000%?

Rich AND famous, apparently

What's the difference between a black dad and a elevator?

A elevator can raise a kid

Black Dad Jokes More Black Dad Jokes

What's the difference between a black dad and a elevator?

A elevator can raise a kid

What game does a black dad and son play forever?

Hide n' seek