What's the difference between a black dad and a elevator?

A elevator can raise a kid

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What's the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist?

A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.

What's the difference between the Notre Dame Fighting Irish and Charlie Sheen?

Charlie Sheen's winning.

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How do kids from chernobyl count to a 100?

On their fingers

Why do skeletons have so many kids?

Because all they can do is bone.

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What do you call an elevator with a group of slim, softly spoken, intelligent people inside?

A Lift (only a joke, my American friends)

What's red and moves up and down?

A tomato in an elevator :)

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Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top

Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

They know how to raise the roof.

Black Dad Jokes More Black Dad Jokes

What game does a black dad and son play forever?

Hide n' seek

What's the difference between a black dad and a elevator?

A elevator can raise a kid